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Ivan Aleksandrovich Belozertsev is a Russian politician who served as governor of the Penza Oblast from 21 September 2015 until 23 March 2021. He was elected governor on 13 September 2015, having gained 86.04% (588,265) of the votes. Belozertsev was re-elected in 2020 with a 78.7% share of the vote.
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