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Teen Age Lust is a live album by American rock band MC5. It was recorded live at the Saginaw Civic Center in Saginaw, Michigan in January 1970. It was released in 1996 on Total Energy Records after digital remastering.
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Joséphine de Reszke was a Polish operatic dramatic soprano. She and her brothers, Jean and Édouard de Reszke, learned to sing from their mother Emilja. Josephine also had lessons with Mme. Nissen-Salomon. She made her debut in Paris as Ophelia in Hamlet on 21 June 1875.
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