{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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{"fact":"Cats can be right-pawed or left-pawed.","length":38}
{"fact":"Kittens remain with their mother till the age of 9 weeks.","length":57}
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
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